The Sentient Saw

I know what you are thinking... what is so special about a talking object. Well, it was not always sentient that's what! Yes at last life has been given to this saw by my own two hands. Though I am begining to feel... resentment towards this wretched thing. It is angry all the time and lashes out on anyone it lays eyes on. There is something wrong with it, perhaps it is my own fault, a mistake of sorts. Either way this is an excellent success.